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Chalk is a British television sitcom set in a comprehensive school named Galfast High. Two series, both written by Steven Moffat, were broadcast on BBC1 in 1997. Like Moffat's earlier sitcom Joking Apart, Chalk was produced by Andre Ptaszynski for Pola Jones.
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Orr Parish is a remote rural locality and civil parish of Evelyn County, New South Wales.\nThe landscape of the Parish is flat arid semi-desert of the Channel Country and the population is less than 1 person per 134.63km². The parish has a Köppen climate classification of BWh .\nThe only settlement in the Parish is the village of Milparinka. The entire parish is unincorporated.
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